The adult sex toys mentioned in this review were all purchased from Amazon with my own money. I have included affiliate links for an easy customer experience. If you use the links provided, I will receive compensation for your purchase. No products were gifted in exchange for these reviews. I kinda wish they were once you see some of the price tags lol.
So Many Options.
The sex toy business is booming! There are so many different gadgets, whirlybobs and thingamajigs that you may get overwhelmed trying to figure it out on your own. Well, I’m here to help! In an effort to promote safe kinky sex during Covid-19, here are some of the adult sex toys I have purchased online, and how they measure up. Oh, I also name things. Don’t judge me.
The first step in toy shopping is figuring out how you enjoy sex. Do you prefer clitoral stimulation only, or is penetration more your thing? Maybe you want both. Once you figure out your needs, you can find the right toy for you. Here are a few suggestions from your resident Sexpert!
First up, my go to toy! The Wand!
This is my gal Belinda! You can use her for self pleasure, or during sex with a partner! Its used mostly for clitoral stimulation and masturbation, but I’m sure it could be inserted as well. It doesn’t take long to get the job done, and its rechargeable. During sex, its pleasurable for both parties because the vibrations are so strong, it can be felt by him too! Whew! I always recommend it to my clients, especially if they have difficulty reaching climax during sex. Its also waterproof, which means it is great for a shower romp. Shower romps are my jam.
Here is another must have for any novice toy collector. An Egg.
Eggs are so versatile. It can be inserted (always use a condom to protect yourself from BV and other imbalances) into the vagina and stimulate the A-Spot, as well as the G-Spot effortlessly. It can be used for clitoral stimulation by placing the vibrating egg directly on, or around the clitoris. An Egg is even more perfect for anal! Slip that baby in while you and your partner are knocking knees. There’s a powerful orgasm waiting in the shadows if you use that combo. Again, use condoms, and make sure you have a good toy cleaner handy.
If you like clitoral stimulation and penetration, try the Spot Rabbit!
As you can see, I like this brand. All rechargeable adult sex toys are bae! This vibrator covers both needs. The toy can be inserted into the vagina until the rabbit ears rest right on the clitoris. The one thing about rechargeable toys is you have to remember to charge them. Nothing worse than getting all ready to rub one out, and it dies mid-session. Luckily this brand charges pretty quickly to get you back in the game. The combination of clitoral stimulation and vaginal penetration will send you over the moon!
You have heard of this next toy if you are social media savvy. The reviews went viral! Tracy’s Dog!
This is my baby Francis. This toy has it all! The hole you see at the top envelops your clitoris and gently sucks it and releases, while the vibrating shaft inserts into the vagina. It is angled to rest on the G spot, so it also offers that extra deep sensation. There are 10 different vibrating patterns to choose from, or so I have heard. I have never ever made it that far lol. It also has varying degrees of pressure for the sucking sensation. Listen, everything everyone says about this toy is true! Its so quiet that you can use it while lying next to a sleeping partner, and never disturb them. 10 out of 10. Yes. Do it.
As a sex educator, I am always looking for new ideas and adult toys to try. Here are some of our wilder inventions and purchases.
Someone sent me a picture of a punishment chair online and I had to have one of my own! I purchased a wooden chair off FB Marketplace for $5 and I knew I already had cuffs. I love toys couples can include in their sessions, plus I wanted to up the torture a bit. What’s a punishment chair without a punisher ,right? I found this wand on Amazon that came with a speed controller and I was sold. It was perfect! My husband drilled a whole in the seat of the chair so I could attach a Hitachi wand that sits right under the vagina. Wala! Chauncey was born!
Next up… a Sex Machine.
I have wanted one of these since I learned they existed! That price tag told me I wasn’t ready then lol. As an adult, it was a must have. Its a riot at parties, although most people have never seen one in person. This baby is dangerous. It has speed controls as well, and you can adjust the angle to fit many different positions. This is the medium version. I still want the H-Smith that stands on its on legs. Still, this machine is a beast and will pull the orgasms out of you. There hasn’t been person who hasn’t tapped out yet! Its a bit noisy, but still usable if you turn the tv or radio up. The speeds are insane. You can go from slow strokes to pound town with a turn of the knob.
The Lovebotz saddle is made by the same company that makes the Sybian. If you don’t know what a Sybian is check out this review... This toy right here is the most requested toy for my classes and parties. People LOVE it! It comes with two attachments; a clitoral pad (shown above) and a penis attachment; to fit all your stimulation needs. You can also buy additional attachments separately. The controls are in the handle, which twists off and uncoils to allow someone else to control the speed and vibration. Hey, I said I like toys for couples lol. It has variable speeds and vibration patterns that are sure to make your nose run! This ride is intense. Its really sturdy, and also really quiet for its size. It was expensive, but it has proven itself worth the money time and again.
Of course, in my line of business, I am always looking for new adult sex toys. Stay tuned as I preview more of my collection. Subscribe now so you don’t miss out!
Here are more pictures of the toys to prove I’m not storying lol. This isn’t even the tip of my collection. ?
Do you have any of these toys? Got any good recommendations? Comment below, and let me know what to review next!!